Halloween makes it so much easier to know who is gay in my office. For instance, the man from HR wearing a kimono.
Five lines of code I wrote that saves me every single day. #WebDevelopment http://t.co/9XJw1VnK
“Did you guys know that Facebook has a Twitter account? That’s like a car driving around on a motorcycle.” -@AllieBrosh
How terrifying would it be to actually not know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground? - @ConanOBrien
I may be alone in this, but I believe one day DNA evidence will exonerate the Grinch. - Conan O’Brien
Nerdy fact of the day: if we still installed software from floppy discs like we used to, it would take 358 of them to install Photoshop.