November 2011
1 post
Halloween makes it so much easier to know who is gay in my office. For instance, the man from HR wearing a kimono.
September 2011
1 post
Five lines of code I wrote that saves me every single day. #WebDevelopment http://t.co/9XJw1VnK
July 2011
0 posts
Can anyone help me out with a Google+ invite?
April 2011
1 post
“Did you guys know that Facebook has a Twitter account? That’s like a car driving around on a motorcycle.” -@AllieBrosh
March 2011
1 post
How terrifying would it be to actually not know the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground? - @ConanOBrien
January 2011
1 post
Best New Years ever. Ever. Ever.
December 2010
1 post
I may be alone in this, but I believe one day DNA evidence will exonerate the Grinch. - Conan O’Brien
November 2010
2 posts
Nerdy fact of the day: if we still installed software from floppy discs like we used to, it would take 358 of them to install Photoshop.
Hurray! The sports franchise located close to my physical location emerged victorious against one further away from me! -@diskopo
October 2010
1 post
Welcome to October 2010, a month of 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays! Not Happening again for 823 years.
Happy Hump Day! Violate someone special today :-)
September 2010
11 posts
It is “it hurts to touch the steering wheel” hot today.
In Weho, just saw a fight. They stopped it by locking one of the guys inside a Yougurt Stop. #OnlyInLA
I did some reading with my niece - Sam sure is pushy about those damn Green eggs and ham, isn’t he?
Gays are most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being can destroy marriages, the military, society itself. -@pourmecoffee
Today, Lady Gaga spoke on policy and a VP candidate’s daughter danced on TV. -@pourmecoffee
Not even sure Favre is best player of those Wrangler guys. -@pourmecoffee
‘Dammit, I’m mad’ is ‘Dammit, I’m mad’ spelled backwards.
Enjoying watching a Jimmy Buffet and Zac Brown Band concert. #GodImSoWhite
RT @tj: if you multiply the # of Airports in the USA by the # of Days since 9/11/01, the TSA’s Security Theatre has had more performance …
First cloudy day in months! I’m loving it!
August 2010
12 posts
Glee wins a second Emmy. Any more and it may constitute a threat to heterosexual marriages. Be vigilant. - @pourmecoffee
“Thank God Beck’s Klan Rally was on a Saturday so no one at K-Mart had to lose a vacation day.” via: @Mike_FTW
RT @zeldman: RT @ktamura: To blame a population of over a billion for the actions of 18 is mathematic illiteracy.
RT @mattemmer: Under GOP Muslim/9/11/Mosque logic, if Ken Mehlman is gay, then aren’t all Republicans gay?
RT @ebertchicago: Buddhists never seem to be mad at anybody.
Definitely been drunk here: List of 50 best college bars-No. 1: Duffy’s Tavern in Lincoln, Neb. http://bit.ly/ddTcS0 Via: @BAHjournalist
Wal-Mart recalled 380,000 pounds of deli meat — equals two servings for typical Wal-Mart customer. via: @pourmecoffee
So so tired. Finally able to crawl into bed and give in to the exhaustion.
USA press scorecard. Investigating claim Saddam had weapons: 0. Convincing world iPhone antenna was problem: 100. - Jeffrey Zeldman
According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is stealing.” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping. -Paul Boag
RT @meyerweb: One of the drawbacks of your family thinking you’re a computer genius is when you do something really cool they don’t full …
RT @Postcards2Prez: Suck it @nomtweets
July 2010
8 posts
The dinosaur we call “triceratops” may never have existed. — http://bit.ly/d4j2Ds”
RT @Mike_FTW: Hey @sarahpalinusa, you realize that blaming Muslims for the WTC is like blaming Christians for Hiroshima and Nagasaki, right?
RT @BAHjournalist: VIDEO | Jewel dresses in disguise at karaoke bar and sings “Who Will Save Your Soul” and “Foolish Games.” —> http …
RT @Lord_Voldemort7: You’re so ugly not even a dementor will kiss you.
RT @pourmecoffee: Stunning data point: Malaria parasite responsible for HALF of all human deaths since stone age. http://bit.ly/dDg8oy
Rain in July? What the hell LA?
RT @johnhollinger: Um, LeBron knows the Heat don’t have Perkins and Rondo, right?
RT @ConanOBrien: Today’s the 25th anniversary of “Back to the Future” - The movie that popularized DeLoreans, Flux Capacitors, & almost …
June 2010
10 posts
I just entered to win the $10,000 Canon 5D Mark II camera rig for the launch of the awesome Camera+ for iPhone http://campl.us
I played with the new iPhone today. The screen is unbelievably beautiful. Will be upgrading soon.
“Well, it’s done. It wasn’t well done, but it was done.” - Phil Jackson
On what appendage is Phil Jackson going to put that eleventh ring???? Go lakers!!!!!!!!!!!!
The New York Times 50 most challenging words - defined and used. http://j.mp/bMaPW8
RT @chriscoyier: Wow. RT @Starbucks - We’re very excited to announce that coming July 1st: Free. 1 click. No registration WIFI at all US …
RT @yurechko: LimeWire owes $1B, but BP is only on the hook for $69M. Music sharing is 14.5x more damaging than a catastrophic oil spill.
Let’s pretend that game didn’t just happen.
RT @pourmecoffee: Irony spotted at BP station. http://bit.ly/dfOTei